An immersive roleplay venue offering La Noscean classics, fresh seafood, rum, grog, blood and gore.

Starters ⸻⸻

Walnut Bread: Soft bread filled with walnuts.
Dark Pretzel: Bread twisted into a knot, salted.
Jerked Beef: Lean buffalo meat dried in the sun.
Cod Puffs: Ground cod dipped in batter and fried.
Oysters on a Half-Shell: Oysters... on half a shell.

⸻⸻ Meats and Stews

Fish Soup: A light soup of butter-sautéed whitefish.
Lentils and Chesnuts: Boiled in sour red wine.
Gabu Gabu Stew: Seasoned mutton and vegetables.
Liver-cheese Sandwich: Liver loaf and kaiser roll.
Cricket's Pie: A meat pie... shaped like a rabbit.

Seafood ⸻⸻

Grilled Trout: Princess trout grilled over flame.
Salted Cod: Tiger cod salted and sun-dried.
Broiled Lobster: Whole lobster, plain or SPICY!
Siren's Fish n' Chips: A classic and house special.
Salmon Meuniere: Fillet of salmon breaded and fried.

⸻⸻Treats

La Noscean Toast: Egg fried toast with syrup.
Blood Currant Tart: A sweet and sour pastry.
Pineapple Ponzecake: It does not weigh a ponze.
Flo's Perfect Cheesecake: But Hera made it.
Rolanberry Shaved Ice: Shaved ice with sweet syrup.


Prices are listed on our menu and all purchases go towards funding our staff and events.




⸻ Tournament Rules ⸻


In Character Rules:

  • No Killing. The Grotto is open to everyone. While a painless experience is not guaranteed, no one should fear for their life. Anyone who kills or attempts to kill their opponent will be killed.

  • All combat at the Siren must be done in the pit and in the pit it stays, no exceptions.

  • If using ammunition, it must be non-lethal.

  • You must be in good health to fight. If you show up injured, you will not be fighting. If you refuse healing between rounds, you will not be fighting. If, despite the best efforts of the Siren's healers, you are somehow still injured, you will not be fighting.

  • Breaking any of the above rules will render you ineligible to participate in the Siren's fights until further notice.

Mechanics:
Players fight in the pit by way of a 15 minute timed match.
To win the match, players must do one of the following:


  • Score three hits on their opponent before the timer runs out.

  • Have the most hits on their opponent when timer runs out.

  • Win [Sudden Death] in the event of a tie at the end of the match.


Combat is broken down into a few simple steps:

  • This event utilizes the /random feature!

  • Both opponents roll initiative. The highest roll wins and attacks first.

  • The timer starts with the first emote after initiative is determined.

  • The attacking player writes their post in a custom emote using /yell. After posting, they roll /random.

  • The defending player then rolls /random to defend. If the defender rolls higher than the attack, they have successfully avoided damage. A lower roll means they have been struck. In the event of a tie, reroll both attack and defense. Regardless, after determining the result, the defender then posts their response in /yell to show the effect.

  • In that same response, the defender now becomes the attacker and posts their attack. The defender is now on the offensive and the attacker is defending.

  • This goes back and forth until a player scores three hits on their opponent or time runs out.

  • When the timer runs out and neither player has scored three hits on their opponent, the player that scored the most points wins. If it is a tie in points, then the match goes into Sudden Death.


Sudden Death:

  • When Sudden Death is called, the last 'attack' emote is used as the initiator.

  • On the referee's mark, both players will roll with the highest roll being the winner.

  • If the winner was the initial attacker, the loser resolves the emote and concludes the match. If the defender wins the roll, the player emotes a counter that scores the winning blow, thus allowing the other player to respond and conclude the match.






Beer ⸻⸻

Chocolate Stout: A dark-colored ale with notes of cocoa and coffee.
Pale Ale: An amber colored ale that's both floral, fruity and a bit bitter.
Captain's Lager: A clean, crisp and mild lager, nothing too complicated.
Dead Man's Porter: Our darkest ale with notes of roasted malt and a dry finish.
Hazelnut Brown Nectar: A brown ale with nutty, earthy and chocolate notes.

⸻⸻ Liquor

Wolves' Den Whiskey: Rich, smooth and full-bodied single malt whiskey.
Black Seal Rum: Notes a complex blend of spices, chocolate and tropical fruit.
Lady Viper's Spiced Rum: Caramel, chocolate and LOTS of heat...
Serrano Silver Tequila: For when you don't want to remember anything at all.
Seabreeze: A dry gin with botanicals of yerba mate, pink grapefruit, peppermint and eucalyptus.

Cocktails ⸻⸻

Sea Shanty: Seabreeze gin, pale ale, lime cordial and expressed citrus.
Drowned Sailor: Wolves' Den whiskey, pale gold, honey and thyme garnish.
Dark n’ Stormy: Black Seal rum and a splash of ginger beer, on the rocks.
Long Lost Island Tea: Vodka, gin, tequila, white rum, triple sec, lemon and cola.
Siren's Kiss: Spiced rum, passion fruit, orange, lime juice, simple syrup, grenadine.
Bankhar's Bite: Serrano Silver tequila with a splash of orange juice and grenadine.

⸻⸻ Virgin

Mineral Water: Just plain old water... with or without ice.
Golden Pineapple Juice: Freshly squeezed golden pineapples, yum!
Orange Juice: Not recommended after brushing your teeth... if you even do that.
Buffalo Milk: Cold or warmed up, not fresh squeezed and probably better that way.
Coffee: Black as the treacherous sea on a cold, stormy night.





Cigars ⸻⸻





⸻⸻ Moko Blend

Pineapple Zest: A tropical strain with fruity notes.
Flying Dutchman: Black moko and marching powder...
Rolanberry Banana: Red and yellow moko hybrid.
Miq'catnip: Blue moko grass and gaelicatnip.
The Godfather OG: For the ultimate high. Beware.